Wipeout of the Wirelss Weenies and other Warped and Creepy Tales by David Lubar, 174 pages

Whenever a new David Lubar book comes into my house it's a struggle between my daughters and myself over who gets to read it first. If someone puts the book down unguarded, it can very easily disappear, only to be found in someone else's hot, little hands. His short stories are always funny, creepy and twisted, like my family.